Tired of Pissing on your feet at three in the morning?-
Can't reach the bowl, even if you stand in it?
Now, through the miracle of modern medicine, there is Help, NIAGRA!-
-----------------------NIAGRA offers hope to the Up-Stream Challenged--
The pills, shaped like little Fire Hose Nozzles, contain "Erechtheum Disulfide," and chocolate chip cookies.
Bill from Des Moines: 
"Niagra has changed my life."

"Before Niagra, going back to bed, the ‘skushy’ sound of my waterlogged slippers would wake the family."

"After Niagra, if all the doors are open, I can hit the bowl without even getting out of bed."