"we  drive  SUVs  because  they're  Safer"----
Kerry SUV Sporting Special Training Wheels. Heinz Kerry: "our SUVs, Yachts, and Gulfstream Jets don't use any Fossile Fuels, they are all Solar Powered."
Kerry Stuck Fast 
while Snowboarding-
Told about Bush's mishap on his bicycle, Kerry said, "What happened, did his Training Wheels fall off?"

Earlier this month, John Kerry also took a spill from his bicycle while riding with Secret Service agents through Concord, Mass.

Earlier this year, he also took a dump while Snowboarding near Vail, CO.

 Even Training "Wheels" don't seem to Help him.